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You Know You're a Runner When...
You schedule vacations around races.
Your pedicurist doesn't bother to ask about your lack of toenails.
Your running watch is your most expensive piece of jewelry.
Your Kind of Shots
You get excited about new flavors of Gu.
Your Social Life
Your friends know not to make plans with you on Sundays, your long run day!
You can't physically do a split, but you know all about the ones on your wrist.
You have absolutely no fear of Porta-Potties.
Bibs Aren't Just for Babies
Someone asks you to bring a bib to baby shower, and you bring the wrong kind.
Rocking the Spandex
You don't own a pair of nice pants, but you do own some dressy spandex options.
The State of Your Hamstrings
It's easier for you to run up hills than to touch your toes.
Your foam roller is your #1 frenemy.
Originally published on FitnessMagazine.com, February 2013.