When the alarm first goes off.
Bed. Is. Better. Than. Everything. Ever.
"Why am I doing this, again?"
"How do people even function at this ungodly hour?"
"Do I really need to brush my teeth?"
"Uh oh. I forgot to pack my gym bag last night."
"What can I eat for breakfast that won't make me want to puke my guts out during spin class?"
"To make a smoothie and wake up the entire house, or not to make a smoothie and wake up the entire house?"
"Make a smoothie. The entire house can fall back asleep."
"Why is the sun so bright?"
"This instructor has more energy than a cheerleader on Red Bull."
"But I got my workout done before most people even wake up!"
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